Subaru I can tell your exhaust is illegal from here policeman
Arrested during haircut half afro man
The nigga got arrested in his dream handcuffed
I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy protester sign
And I  was all like pew pew pew. Merica’ cop policeman
When the police are behind you and you’ve literally done nothing wrong but you still feel like a criminal Kermit frog
Telling black folks to be respectful to police to avoid dying is like telling women appropriately to avoid rape
Woman: please don’t ticket me, I’ll do anything. Cop: will you learn how to drive?