God, please give me a good reason for me to get up early and go to work. You’re poor
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Girlfriend: so tell me more about yourself, boyfriend: I’m poor, leaves him
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Some people are poor that the only thing they have is money
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Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy you a penguin have you ever seen sad person who owns a penguin?
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How awesome would it be if airlines had Steam sales? I never planned on going to Nepal but it’s only 40 bucks
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Dad can I buy an hour of your time son
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How teenagers think that socialism works: free money from government to random citizens
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If I had a dollar for every time someone spelt my name wrong
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