Girls replying to my texts: hmm, ok, haha. Trying to avoid rest of the English vocabulary
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Snoop Dogg when you wake up to 0 notifications realizing you mean nothing to anyone
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The cookies are ready when the baby stops screaming baking in a car hot sunny day
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The cats have been fed don’t listen to their bullshit quote
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White kid with father parent black kid without paren’t
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Coffee or tea? Coffee. Wrong, it’s tea stewardess asking on a plane
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Doctor: your x-ray showed broken rib but we fixed it with photoshop
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Peace was never an option rooster on an axe
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