When your cat is plotting to kill you and the dog is trying to warn you
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When you’re at a party and the dog comes downstairs you ignore the party
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Is it the weekend yet? Asked Pooh. It’s only Wednesday said Piglet. Fck said Pooh
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When mother nature drinks 3 RedBulls multiple rainbows
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People who are scared to double text, not me: I’ll send 16 text, 8 twitter DMs, 5 voicemails, poke on facebook and write them a letter
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Everyone’s got that cousin that isn’t they cousin but you say it’s your cousin
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When you lie on your CV and still get the job cat pretending to be a lion
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Yep that’s the engine
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