Doc: are you sexually active? Me: I play Pokemon GO. Doc: a simple “no” would have been fine
Khaleesi commands him to find the cure, he invents T-virus instead Sir Jorah Game of Thrones
Americans killed by ISIS: 3, Americans killed by ebola: 2, Americans killed by The Police: 0 Sting
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When you decide to start making healthier choices. Vegetables pot smoking Trailer Park Boys
I hate taking off my glasses cause my eyes go from 1080p full HD to buffering at 240p and I just can’t handle that
I wasn’t hurt that badly, doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that’s where the bloods supposed to be
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Picking a president to vote for this term is like picking the STD that I’d be the most okay with having
Joey doctor: Date of birth? November 1968. Age? Can’t you figure that out from my date of birth? I’m a doctor not a mathematician