Games you can play with your pussy and lots of other stuff cat owners should know
Three stages of life: 1. birth, 2. what the fuck is this, 3. death
Girl on a first tinder date starting pack: knife hidden in a pencil, comb & lipstick
In 1672 a mob of angry Dutch killed and ate their prime minister, options,  just sayin’
Umberto Eco uses 50% percent less fuel and 30% percent less packaging than regular Umberto
Antarctica the confusing continent: south, north, also north, other north, north again, still north
Babysitters don’t actually sit on babies
Did you know that these hand fingers sign means OK?