Only one will protect you, the rest will attack, you choose wisely
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Do not give the bison psychoactive substances warning
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In my veins flow the blood of dinosaurs I tell you cute tiny bird
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When your mom tells you that you’re a handsome young man
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Gordon Ramsay cows in India oh dear gorgeous cows in the rest of the world you fcking burger
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What if the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was UFO and were the aliens
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Teacher what’s your favorite dinosaur? Me: the one with 500 teeth, teacher after googling it: listen here you little shit
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Couples be like kissing and I’m all like oh watermelon you understand me
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