I’m sick of sports commentators saying “you couldn’t write a script like this”. If people can write scripts about dystopian futures they can probably write sport ones too
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running Pakalu Papito
When your mom come in your room to tell you to clean up but you already did Kobe Bryant
Did you know? Once in a life you can do skydiving without parachute
I thought you said chest day Arnold Schwarzenegger
I must go my kitchen needs me running woman
How I am after legs day can’t stand up
Tennis players asked how they eat their strawberries with my fingers Andy Murray