Told girlfriend that mum is deaf so speak loud and slow told mum that gf is retarded
Pick the field you love, study hard and you’ll never work a day in your life. Because no one is hiring
1 like and I’ll get drunk by myself. OK
Black couple: who is your daddy? I don’t know. Same lol
His head is brighter than my future bald man
Obama and the Pope looking like they about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2015
About to eat my vegan, gluten free, soy free, raw, non gmo, organic, fat free, low carb dinner ice cubes
An ice cream cone ordering an ice cream cone from an ice cream cone