We are the grand daughters of all the witches you were never able to burn
New MacBook touch bar Norton Commander menu
How your grandparents describe what their daily trip to school was like ancient times
Damn lazy kids and their wheels, back in my day I just carried shit cavemen
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser you’re brave enough to ask that girl out
Free speech: then Nazi soldier, now Antifa no difference
1980 thin man huge computer compared to 2013 fat man tiny computer
1998: don’t get into strangers’ cars, don’t meet people from the internet. 2017: literally summon strangers from the internet to get into their car