How your grandparents describe what their daily trip to school was like ancient times
Damn lazy kids and their wheels, back in my day I just carried shit cavemen
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser you’re brave enough to ask that girl out
Free speech: then Nazi soldier, now Antifa no difference
1980 thin man huge computer compared to 2013 fat man tiny computer
1998: don’t get into strangers’ cars, don’t meet people from the internet. 2017: literally summon strangers from the internet to get into their car
Only 90s kids will remember headphones jack Apple iPhone
Apple 2007 who wants a stylus 2015 introducing pencil