You’ve been in a coma since 2000, the year is 2016. Oh wow, thank you mam. Did you just assume my gender?
I am not a prostitute, every person has a past. Sunny Leone, don’t worry I have 56 GB of your past
When I was a pup I had one toy and it was a stick old dog
Heroes of Might and Magic 3: what it looked like vs what it felt like
Kids these days will never understand what it took for a LAN party in the 90s
Atchoo, wow Pizarro are you ok? Is it contageous? Yeah, don’t worry it’s nothing
Send nudes, oops thats a map of Jagiellonian dynasty at it’s height, even better
If you remember playing with this when you were a kid you are pretty old now. Waterful ring-toss