People on snapchat: snorting cocaine, people on facebook: super polite
People don’t always post on my facebook wall but when they do they wish me “happy birthday”, and then ignore me for another year
Become a fan on facebook literally
Told my Italian housemate a gangbang was when you go out with your friends so she facebooked this: pre gang bang selfie
Facebook post got married, please don’t share your personal problems here
When you fint out your wife has the right to vote on facebook polls. Sad arab muslim
When you open the facebook app and see photos from camera roll thinking you just posted your nudes heart attack
Tesco on facebook: to the person who keeps placing pork in the halal meat section: it’s not funny whole shelf has to get cleared. Show some respect