When you’re smuggling 3 tons of weed Jesus truck
Pepsi logo evolution peel off Coca-Cola
Have a crush on a guy but he has a girlfriend? Take a stick of lipstick and write liar on his windshield he may become single soon. Protip lifehack
When you have to dodge your ex in public bus wheel dancer
Yes no Are you childish? Are you stupid? Are you paranoid? Are you racist? Are you drunk? Do you do drugs?
I want to buy a fog machine and put it in a data center so when I open the door fog spills out I can say welcome to the cloud
I have no idea why I’m single take a number
During job interview I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly nervous no I always give 110% percent