I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won’t have to talk to them
Reward for today’s wifi password empty dishwasher fold laundry vacuum downstairs take out trash
M and M plus McDonald’s equals 3M company logos
I tolerate you cake
How to make green glasses out of Sprite bottle
A threesome? No thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I’d go out to dinner with my parents Pakalu Papito
Crabs be my fellow crustaceans I am the crab lord
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap stay safe eat cake