Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly
Welcome to the internet of things I will be your guide. Cat riding on a unicorn
Batman moustache
I’m not short I’m a hobbit t-shirt
Beer is not the answer beer is the question yes is the answer
Happy holidays I used to live in your house I’m drunk in Boston only address I know
Vodquila vodka and tequila
Instagram photo fingers laptop as legs on a beach
Best bouquet ever chicken wings nuggets