You can drive but do you avocado
Have you ever tried alcohol? Yes / no missed box tick
Immature is a word that boring people use to describe fun people Will Ferrel quote
Sarah what is that thing? I was pretty freaked out too, they’re called Asians and there’s like 15 different kinds
Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4 year old: I don’t have any other feet. Me: fair enough
Chicken game: don’t look at this chicken. Game Over
Google results comparison: three black teenagers vs three white teenagers
I like to think these bears were supposed to meet for lunch but one went to the wrong park. Sitting alone at the table
Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever actually calmed down by being told to calm down
Please come in im sorry it’s a little Messi Lionel word play