If she drowns she’s a refugee, if she floats she’s an economic migrant
How did we end up here? Tesla software update, Elon Musk clicked on a SpaceX file by mistake xckd
BMW drive like an asshole, congratulations on your purchase now you have to watch our mandatory instructional video
If we get married you should stop smoking, drinking, going to night clubs. What else can you leave? The idea of marrying you
Dude my computer just said hello to me. So what dude? I think it’s a Dell
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Facebook memories Chewbacca 38 years ago happy with Han Solo, crying
Thanksgiving, shmanksgiving. We both know this is because I slept with your wife rooster
New game: choose your name takes ages
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