I need to talk about my inner life. Husband to wife with a crying kid
A phone is not truly smart until it can take a selfie of itself
Ethical guidelines for pro life time travellers: killing baby hitler – good,  killing fetus hitler – bad
Wolf presidential campaign slogan I am going to eat you, Sheep: he tells it like it is. Donald Trump
Steel OMG I’m melting jet fuel giving a flower and a heart
Occult symbols of the English countryside
The risk I took was calculated but man am I bad at math
Grocery shopping: nah, I don’t need a basket. 5 minutes later: I got this, I got this