Can you put together an in depth excel spreadsheet for me? On resume it said you were proficient. Me: looking like a dog
Pilot captain I don’t just fly planes I fly people literally drawing
$15 dollars lawn care, you are reading this off a plate, I need some work man
Susan is out until Thursday due to death
Dating after 30 is like: are we doing this or not? I got shit to do
Shout out to all the hotel maids that have to change bed sheets today Valentine’s day
Fun facts about Germany: no fun in Germany, go back to work. Creavive mug cup
Me on job applications vs me in real life NASA astronaut
Dude, what do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the galaxy
Before payday only bread and water payday table full of food