Why are pills white? Because they work
Oh you’re not home at 1 PM we’ll try again tomorrow at 1 PM typical UPS courier
When you want to choose career options based on your skills and experience empty shop empty shelves
This guy is a software engineer you can tell by his awesome estimation skills packing car with too long object
If you want girls to be running after you become a bus driver
Job application these days: we are looking for a 25-26 aged candidate with 30 years of experience
When you work as an it support guy there is no such thing as not compatible
Camel can work for a week without drinking a man can drink for a week without working