Special talent can cook minute rice in 58 seconds
International DJing 2015 airport pendrive luggage
When you lie on your resume and actually get the job Donald Trump
People are being paid to protest me, I’m not even president yet and I’m already creating jobs. Donald Trump
So do you like touch my balls first or how does this work? Steven, I’m your dentist
When you have to work without your work bestie. Crying baby kid
Musician someone who loads $5000 worth of gear into $500 car to drive 100 miles to a $50 gig
Don’t like guns? That’s fine, you can be the drummer at war
Friend zone is like when someone turns you down for a job then calls you every week and complains about the guy they hired
McDonald’s employees act like their whole career is on the line when you ask them for an extra sauce