If you work as security at a Samsung store does it make you the guardian of the galaxy?
Why are pills white? Because they work
Oh you’re not home at 1 PM we’ll try again tomorrow at 1 PM typical UPS courier
If you want girls to be running after you become a bus driver
Job application these days: we are looking for a 25-26 aged candidate with 30 years of experience
When you work as an it support guy there is no such thing as not compatible
Camel can work for a week without drinking a man can drink for a week without working
I have a job so I’m able to buy video games can’t play video games because I have a job
Not all heroes wear capes pizza delivery man
Damn chihuahuas they took our jobs redneck dog