Musician someone who loads $5000 worth of gear into $500 car to drive 100 miles to a $50 gig
Don’t like guns? That’s fine, you can be the drummer at war
Friend zone is like when someone turns you down for a job then calls you every week and complains about the guy they hired
McDonald’s employees act like their whole career is on the line when you ask them for an extra sauce
No Jack not now I’m working Jack Daniels
Can you hang this out please? Hanged Post-it note instead of a shirt
When you lie on your CV and still get the job cat pretending to be a lion
Donald Trump is so privileged that the first job he ever had to apply for was president of the United States Stephen Colbert
Every designer in this world naming PSD file
Don’t work hard work intelligent cube
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