Enough of this monkey business, profits are up 26% percent, okay a little more of this monkey business, honey I got promoted
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This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
That one guy at work who’s always happy to see everyone ginger kid
When a co-worker starts telling you how many calories are in your breakfast, I will stab you
Pointless meetings the survival guide oreilly book
We are greatest country ever with slavic pride we march to victory hey Poland get back to work cleaning toilet in UK Polandball
Gave the cat a job as a smartphone holder
Can you put together an in depth excel spreadsheet for me? On resume it said you were proficient. Me: looking like a dog
Pilot captain I don’t just fly planes I fly people literally drawing
$15 dollars lawn care, you are reading this off a plate, I need some work man