When a co-worker starts telling you how many calories are in your breakfast, I will stab you
Pointless meetings the survival guide oreilly book
We are greatest country ever with slavic pride we march to victory hey Poland get back to work cleaning toilet in UK Polandball
Gave the cat a job as a smartphone holder
Can you put together an in depth excel spreadsheet for me? On resume it said you were proficient. Me: looking like a dog
Pilot captain I don’t just fly planes I fly people literally drawing
$15 dollars lawn care, you are reading this off a plate, I need some work man
Susan is out until Thursday due to death
Dating after 30 is like: are we doing this or not? I got shit to do
Shout out to all the hotel maids that have to change bed sheets today Valentine’s day