Me: ugh I’m broke as fck. Boss: wanna go home early? Yes sure
I’m not lazy I’m just highly motivated to do nothing
CEO definition Chief Executive Officer is a company’s oldest whitest male employee
Working in IT is like being married when it’s perfect there’s no thanks, when it goes wrong boy you are in shit
Safety first cat wearing safety visiiblity vest on a construction site
Work is done today time to go home and relax German forklift crane street cleaning simulator
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Ikea job interview please have a seat
This is why women live longer than men workers chilling under excavator