Always use protection when you’re horny – goat with tennis balls on horns
Bill Gates says: I will always choose a lasy person to do a difficult job, Me: hello is this Microsoft?
Oi sattelite dish, what music you into? Technomate
Do you guys know where I could get one of these gold necklaces with the T on it? That’s a cross. Across from where?
Dark humor is like food not everyone gets it Stalin
We vandalize things that aren’t ours with quotes we didn’t write to impress people taking shits
Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes but when I do have something in my eye it’s always an eyelash eyronic
Autism spectrum people are over represented in research science, but that means autism causes vaccines