Why my cousin diamond is named like that? Because aunty loves diamonds. What about me? Enough questions Age of Empires Collector’s Edition
I”ll kill you with my bear hands. Bears instead of hands
What’s your address? No, your local address. I mean your physical address
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I called daddy in your phone and it wasn’t your father. Mother angry at her daughter
Spoiled milk dad I want a pony
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Doctor: how bad do you wanna know the test results? Girl: I’m dying to know. Doctor: what a coincidence
Dad, are you gay? No I’m bi son. Bisons talking
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