An accidental fender bender is a good way to get that cute girl’s contact information
When you weight 300 pounds but your bank accound weight $300 k dollars fat guy with cute girl
Ban idiots, not guns woman t-shirt quote
There are more than two genders t-shirt only male or female
How relationships work: he/she does something stupid, she gets mad, he apologises
Everything men can say to women without offending them book shut up and take my money
It’s stupid when girls say they can’t find a guy, yet they ignore me. It’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside
Stay with the one who treats you as the prince you are. Girl carrying a guy through water
When you win the lottery and she keep saying “we won”
If a dishwasher wore pants would it wear them like this or this woman trolling