5 deadly terms used by a woman: fine, nothing, go ahead, whatever, that’s okay, wow
Mother alone with her baby compared to father alone with his baby
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Roast us two girls: both of you secretly think you’re the pretty one but both of you are wrong
I’m not like most girls all wearing Adidas Allstar shoes
I love a wild friday night in bed watching movie
I’m really sorry that you’re not feeling well today but I’m still gonna need a sandwich
If a girl is ugly look at her heart, not her face. If a boy is ugly, he’s ugly. Einstein quote
Time to durr my hurr hair shampoo package fail