When I offer to wash your back all you have to say is yes or no, not all this “who are you, and how did you get in here?” nonsense
Girl on a first tinder date starting pack: knife hidden in a pencil, comb & lipstick
When you cuddle yourself cause you’re a strong independent woman who don’t need no man dog
Makeup is powerful potato transformed into a beautiful girl
There must be some way that victimizes me. Woman feminist
Lara Croft Tomb Raider 1 cosplay edgy
There are 4 genders: male, female, mental disorder, youtube employee
Don’t underestimate me, I can go from lady to bat shit crazy in 2 seconds tattoo quote
Pick your perfect woman, you have $5 dollars: smart, good body, fat, retarded, great love
I am Wonder Woman – I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder where I put my purse, I wonder where my money went