When my girlfriend is mad at me Clarkson
New dress expectations reality
Lady I’m just a horse why are you yelling at me holy shit
Antisocial woman pretends to be blind for 28 years so she wouldn’t have to greet people
When I’m about to leave, when I get home
Smoking women have menopause 9 years earlier
Waiting for her to get ready
Texting with girl you like
Zombie makeup
Picking up a girl: level pro