Imagine how good she was if they erected a statue in her honor
This is literally what my wife and I look like when she is telling me her side of a story kids
The power of makeup. Fat woman fail
How not to hold a soldering iron woman fail
A man with dreams needs a woman with vision cute kids
When she finally agrees to send you an ankle pic but your batteries are on 3% percent solar powered recharging
When I offer to wash your back all you have to say is yes or no, not all this “who are you, and how did you get in here?” nonsense
Girl on a first tinder date starting pack: knife hidden in a pencil, comb & lipstick
When you cuddle yourself cause you’re a strong independent woman who don’t need no man dog
Makeup is powerful potato transformed into a beautiful girl