Newtons third law of emotion: for every male action there is a female overreaction
Girl googling how long does a baseball game lasts on a stadium
How to tell if she’s into you: into you, not into you. Women comparison
*Logs onto facebook* only pregnant woman there
Go to Disneyland they said, it’ll be fun they said woman panicked fail
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Went out of the town with friends opened my phono to photos of girlfriend watching me
Hijab chador niqab burka differences comparison explained
Goodbye friendzone forcing a woman to drink vodka
When he ain’t that cute but all your girls know why you’re with him horse
Her: I really love Coldplay and Taylor Swift. Him *trying to think of something to impress her*: I’m basic and have no music taste too