Roast us two girls: both of you secretly think you’re the pretty one but both of you are wrong
I’m not like most girls all wearing Adidas Allstar shoes
I love a wild friday night in bed watching movie
I’m really sorry that you’re not feeling well today but I’m still gonna need a sandwich
If a girl is ugly look at her heart, not her face. If a boy is ugly, he’s ugly. Einstein quote
Time to durr my hurr hair shampoo package fail
Never compliment a women on her mustache no matter how magnificent it is duck meme
Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf