Her: I really love Coldplay and Taylor Swift. Him *trying to think of something to impress her*: I’m basic and have no music taste too
Girl with weird eyes, how are you talking about normal when your eyes don’t share the same postcode
She kissed the tip then she said April Fools girlfriend fail
Hey derp I’m like pregnant I totally April fooled you. Typical girlfriend
These are men and women’s bathroom doors word bla bla
Talking on messenger misspelled baby Abby who’s Abby? It’s Abby
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When your friend is a pirate and really wants to be in the picture sill womens feet party photo
When you first meet her and wonder why is she single vs 4 months into the relationship and now you understand why Obama
Congratulations! What is it? Me: food. Huge belly pregnant woman
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong