A threesome? No thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I’d go out to dinner with my parents Pakalu Papito
I was on a diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days Pakalu Papito
You;re blocking the view I am the view Pakalu Papito
I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation Pakalu Papito
Excuse me what did you say I can’t hear you I have an ear disease called I don’t care Pakalu Papito
Joke hurt feelings and you’re just like shark Pakalu Papito
My face is a 4 my personality is a 6 so basically I’m a 10 Pakalu Papito
Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants