People are fake: how can you love your newborn baby when you met it 2 minutes ago and know nothing about it?
RIP Steve Jobs the creator of facebook Bill Gates twitter logo
Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago he’s the best where are you man?
If you rotate twitter logo it’s Batman
Man hospitalized after a fight with his wife her biting his tongue only in Hamburg
How can gravity be so strong if it doesn’t even lift
I get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions Pakalu Papito
Finally got my debit card love the blue the back code is 388 why is everyone asking?
I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby