The bermuda triangle of productivity facebook gmail twitter
London bridge if anyone needs a safe place to stay please DM, I live 740 miles away from London in Poland land free of terror tweet
Pineapple does not go on top of pizza. Gordon Ramsay on twitter tweet
Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems. Pakalu Papito
Donald Trump thinks democrats care about his opinion, how does it feel putting your stuff where it doesn’t belong? Ask Bill Clinton twitter word play
I’m 1st world poor which means I own a smartphone and expensive laptop so I can go online and check that I have no money in the bank
Jeremy Clarkson: I always thought this was my daughter but she appears to be doing a triathlon. No it’s OK, she is my daughter after all smoking cigarette
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Donald Trump: why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales
If you can’t handle me at my worst then leave because I don’t have a best I’m always awful Pakalu Papito
Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them to replace the oxygen they waste