Accidentally said happy mothers day to my mum in person instead of a para on facebook
Has Leo won an Oscar? Yes twitter account
Nike Kanye West on Twitter: awwww Nike shoe sales slip, Kanye is $53 million in debt trolling
The new options on facebook look like life cycle of every relationship I’ve ever had: like, love, happy, wow, sad, angry
Kanye West on twitter “I am Lord Voldemort” first letters of tweets
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Lady on the plane started to freak out realised I was Pakistani, I laughed so hard my granades nearly fell outa my pocket. Bullshit I keep my granades in my turban
Do normal dogs see police dogs and think “aw shit there’s the police”?
Million guys walk into a silicon valley bar, no one buys anything, bar declared massive success
Happy Neuer Manuel New Year Bayern
In game development the first 90% percent of a project is a lot easier than the second 90% percent