I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won’t have to talk to them
I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months
The ocean isn’t shark infested it’s the ocean that’s where sharks live we aren’t supposed to be there humans infest the ocean
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running Pakalu Papito
A threesome? No thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I’d go out to dinner with my parents Pakalu Papito
I was on a diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days Pakalu Papito
You;re blocking the view I am the view Pakalu Papito
I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation Pakalu Papito