Growing up with siblings taking the TV remote in the kitchen with you while you get food so that they can’t turn the channel
I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law, who lives at blue house. She gets off to work at 6
I’m at the age where people are asking: so what are you doing with your life? and I’m like: mate I am genuinely just here for a laugh
I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke Pakalu Papito
I just ended a 5 year relationship are you okay it’s ok it wasn’t my relationship
Forgot to charge arm last night charging at cellphone charge area at airport bionic girl Angel Giuffria
Accidentally said happy mothers day to my mum in person instead of a para on facebook
Has Leo won an Oscar? Yes twitter account
Nike Kanye West on Twitter: awwww Nike shoe sales slip, Kanye is $53 million in debt trolling
The new options on facebook look like life cycle of every relationship I’ve ever had: like, love, happy, wow, sad, angry