The new options on facebook look like life cycle of every relationship I’ve ever had: like, love, happy, wow, sad, angry
Kanye West on twitter “I am Lord Voldemort” first letters of tweets
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Lady on the plane started to freak out realised I was Pakistani, I laughed so hard my granades nearly fell outa my pocket. Bullshit I keep my granades in my turban
Do normal dogs see police dogs and think “aw shit there’s the police”?
Million guys walk into a silicon valley bar, no one buys anything, bar declared massive success
Happy Neuer Manuel New Year Bayern
CNN Nancy Sinatra is not happy Trump will use her father’s song at inauguration. That’s not true, I never said that why do you lie CNN twitter
Going through Arabic twitter again: where is the muslim army to fight for Aleppo? Here in Germany on welfare