The problem with rich people is that I am not one
Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?
My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite so I packed her things and left
McDonald’s employees act like their whole career is on the line when you ask them for an extra sauce
How can you face your problem if your problem is your face
People who are scared to double text, not me: I’ll send 16 text, 8 twitter DMs, 5 voicemails, poke on facebook and write them a letter
If the goalkeeper is allowed to pick up the ball why doesn’t he just run across the field
Violence doesn’t accomplish anything well damn us military budget even bigger waste
This will be the night I find out how many chicken nuggets the human body can possibly intake
The I’m shaving my head because I left a boyband to become a solo artist club Justin Timberlake Nick Jonas Zayn Malik