Going to Africa hope I don’t get AIDS. Just kidding, I’m white
For halloween I’m gonna be emotionally stable no ones gonna know it’s me Pakalu Papito
CNN Nancy Sinatra is not happy Trump will use her father’s song at inauguration. That’s not true, I never said that why do you lie CNN twitter
If your A level results are disappointing don’t worry, I got a C and two us and I’m currently on a superyacht in the med Jeremy Clarkson on twitter
Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer Pakalu Papito
I would never sleep with a muslim fat girl. Pork is haram forbidden for us anyways
My girl scored a freekick against me on FIFA I ended the game and the relationship no way she learnt that on her own
Pople in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. You could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel. Ryan Reynolds twitter quote