I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow Pakalu Papito
So you like bad boys? I’m bad at everything Pakalu Papito
Going to Africa hope I don’t get AIDS. Just kidding, I’m white
For halloween I’m gonna be emotionally stable no ones gonna know it’s me Pakalu Papito
If your A level results are disappointing don’t worry, I got a C and two us and I’m currently on a superyacht in the med Jeremy Clarkson on twitter
Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer Pakalu Papito
I would never sleep with a muslim fat girl. Pork is haram forbidden for us anyways
My girl scored a freekick against me on FIFA I ended the game and the relationship no way she learnt that on her own