DoI have to unbury Hitler so he can show you how a fcking oven works? Gordon Ramsay
Arrested during haircut only half head finished
US strikes Syria, world responds: supports vs against squads TV news
What are you doing? Filling the caravan with petrol. Why? So it explodes when the car hits it. Why would it? Because I’ve filled it with petrol. Clarkson Hammond Top Gear
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Gotta have a liitle sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come im waiting on the good times now. Recorded shortly after his wife died
Welcome to real life where nobody cares if you’re offended and your feelings don’t matter
Growing up with siblings taking the TV remote in the kitchen with you while you get food so that they can’t turn the channel
Mom: don’t sit too close to the TV, it’s bad for your eyes. 20 years later: Oculus Rift
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