My girlfriend is getting a McChicken for Christmas dollar envelope
I’m not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone
It’s a sad sight when you walk past a dropped kebab some poor bastard was deeply wounded by his loss
You are what you eat I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
Happy birthday PS you’re adopted dog
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Smoking is good for environment because it kills humans
Shaq O’Neal with his small tiny girlfriend like a hamster eating huge banana
Grandpa: so who did you vote for? Grandma: what day is it? Grandpa: who are you? Grandma: me too. Conversation fail