My coworkers apparently didn’t appreciate my new fridge magnet. Trapped cat stuck in fridge
When you realize you’re 40000 feet away from everyone and their bullshit. Kermit aeroplane
When the only 2 friends you have are busy
So do you like touch my balls first or how does this work? Steven, I’m your dentist
Ernie educates Bert about why the Japanese deserve a third nuclear bombing
I’m sorry, you’re fine, please don’t tell mom. Hit by an arrow in the eye
Michael Cera never intended to act ended up in the wrong place was too awkward to tell he wasn’t an actor
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One of those numbers is mine one is my dads good luck tinder
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