Pope Francis wololo change color of clothes
Your mama is so keynesian that she breaks her own dishes to stimulate the economy
First woman on the moon: Houson we have a problem. What? Never mind, nothing I’m fine
Mars: I’m wet. NASA: I’m coming over
Yo mama is so fat she took a jump in the pool they found water on mars
When the doctor says you’re in cardiac arrest but you don’t know what that means hands in the air surrender black man
Me: please, I have a wife and kids. Robber: I’m not gonna shoot you. Me: please why not
I’m gonna get the new iPhone. Why so girls can ignore your texts in a higher resolution?