For every cigarette you smoke God takes an hour away from your life and gives it to Keith Richards
This is true this is truth square circle please consider before talking typing
You were in a coma for 2-years just 5 more minutes
That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one has made any sandwiches
Japanese created silicone toy mugen puchipuchi mimics sensation of popping bubble wrap
Kermit typing on a typewriter like crazy animation
Day 28 they still don’t know I’m a dog death metal band
Putin and Trump riding one horse together with naked chests
Swedish football fans Minions zoom out, zoom in
Dog in a car the A/C is on, he has water and is listening to his favorite music, please don’t break the window