You were in a coma for 2-years just 5 more minutes
That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one has made any sandwiches
Japanese created silicone toy mugen puchipuchi mimics sensation of popping bubble wrap
Kermit typing on a typewriter like crazy animation
Day 28 they still don’t know I’m a dog death metal band
Guide to washing machine symbols explained
One minute I was sleeping on the pillow and then poof it exploded let’s just be thankful I’m still alive
Never drink alone again now there’s wine for cats
Adult responsibilities utter nonsense this way heart
Basically how I’m handling life right now this is fine