Beware of the dog but beware of the cat too he’s kinda wird
I gave you $10 dollars he gave you $20 dollars you didn’t realise he has 200 dollars while all I had was $10 dollars
Microsoft uses dog noses for thumbsticks on the gamecube controller Sony Playstation
Some days it’s hard to find motivation some days motivation finds you
For every cigarette you smoke God takes an hour away from your life and gives it to Keith Richards
This is true this is truth square circle please consider before talking typing
You were in a coma for 2-years just 5 more minutes
That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one has made any sandwiches