In case of fire: 1. git commit, 2. git push, 3. leave building
If videogames have tought me anything this cat has a side quest to offer me
Watch Robert Plant while Roger Waters
Tesco on facebook: to the person who keeps placing pork in the halal meat section: it’s not funny whole shelf has to get cleared. Show some respect
Tom Waits while Jeremy Irons
Someday soon this beard lumbersexual will be remembered like this oldschool long hair
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Beard lumbersexual someday soon will be remembered like this
No I’m not joking I am a catholic I can’t sell you condoms please try register 8 she is muslim so take your ham to register 9 clerk
Beware of the dog but beware of the cat too he’s kinda wird
I gave you $10 dollars he gave you $20 dollars you didn’t realise he has 200 dollars while all I had was $10 dollars