John is going to the gym, doesn’t upload selfies and phrases like “no pain, no gain”. John is smart, be like John
Drinking and driving isn’t safe, drive faster than normal so you spend less time on the road
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap stay safe eat cake
How to do nothing with nobody all alone by yourself book
Buy a sheep name, it relation you, now have a relationsheep
A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is to not form an emotional bond. silly tip
Maximize your time efficiency by using your cellphone while driving tip
Can’t make bad game if you don’t make any games Valve protip lifehack
An accidental fender bender is a good way to get that cute girl’s contact information
Teach your kids climbing and they’ll never have enough money to buy drugs tons of equipment