Karma: Think good thoughts, say nice things, do good for others. Everything comes back. inspiring quote
How to irritate Europeans with one sentence countries map
Admit it you sometimes listen in on strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion
Master I am very discouraged what should I do? Encourage others
Never stop gaming sticker on Mercedes truck
Pointless meetings the survival guide oreilly book
Always use protection when you’re horny – goat with tennis balls on horns
If her house doesn’t smell like breakfast or cleaning products by 9:30 am on a Saturday don’t wife her. Period.
Shop for a new tie, make a macaroni, do cardio, don’t let the existential dreat set in, vacuum the rug
Remember kids if strangers offer you drugs take them because drugs are expensive