Golden words by a wise man: change the world when you are a bachelor, listening to wife like reading terms and conditions, chess reflects status of husband, 5 missed call scare men
Holiday to do’s: be present, wrap someone in a hug, send peace, donate food, make love, be the light
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This is turtle, they do nothing and live for 150 years. Turtle is smart, be like turtle
This is me, I trust people easily, I forgive people easily, I forget all the bad they did easily. I am an idiot, please don’t be like me
Don’t drink and drive your dog will never understand why you didn’t come home
Developing a growth mindset: instead of this, try thinking this – table
To all hunters who kill animals: you ought to go to store and buy meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed. Quote – remember this person probably drives votes and may have reproduced
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John is going to the gym, doesn’t upload selfies and phrases like “no pain, no gain”. John is smart, be like John