Good way to get to know your date woman: ask about her first pet, favourite movie, mom’s maiden name. Then login and read all their shit
Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself! 8 hours of sleep is enough? why stop there? why not 9? why not 10? strive for greatness! burn your ex’s house down I believe in you
Learning math elements basics with LEGO
Disconnected home alarm, deregistered from neighbourhood watch, got two Pakistani flags and ISIS flag FBI, CIA and other agencies are watching the house 24/7 never felt safer and I’m saving $49 a month
When playing a game dog says: wait bro, reload before you go to that room
My parents to me: you can’t play that it’s too violent. Me to my future children: you can’t play that it sucks here’s a better game
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The less you give a fck the happier you’ll be Jack Nicholson
A wise man once said never start an argument with a man who can end you from another zip code war army meme
Never compliment a women on her mustache no matter how magnificent it is duck meme
Warning to avoid injury don’t tell me how to do my job