When you’re depressed af and someone says “just don’t think about it”
If a door says push pull it’s not directions it’s a challenge
How to speak British water night liar what tuesday Harry Potter
Fencing dont’s
How to fix something: say let’s have a look, describe the brokenness, break it a bit more, say nah it’s broken, place hands on hips
Toilet paper how to: this is right (good), this is wrong (bad)
Never look like an alcoholic again baby doll toy filled with alcohol
Baking cookies with laxatives in and leaving with a sign do not eat not my problem